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Carla finds the first good use for the jeffthomas.com Interactive Ornament. |
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Her husband Joe gets in on the act. |
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Chris plays with his food. |
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Jeff poses with his food. |
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Dad gets a meat grinder from his son. |
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The man they call "Sweet Meat" reluctantly joins us
for a game of "meat grinder rules" Scrabble. |
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Sweet Meat's dog, Dog Meat. |
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The perfect book for me. |
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A great gift from Joe. |
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Breaking in some new gloves from Grandma and Grandpa. |
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DVDs that I got with a Best Buy gift certificate:
"Bloodsucking Pharaohs," "Dracula vs. Frankenstein," "The Corpse
Grinders," "Evil Spawn," and "Bad Taste" ... |
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... and one that I did not: "Mr. Holland's Opus." |
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Cooler than the "Fonz." |
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A moment of Zen. |
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Smelling what the Rock is cooking. |
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There's no business like shoe business. |
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Socks! |
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More socks! |
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"Boxers or briefs?" The truth is revealed. |
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Mom's cat. |
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Mom covers up. |
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Mom by the tree, with a surrogate grandchild. |
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The Four Stooges. |
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Dad's cat. |
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A toast from Shogun Greg,
"The Space Age Bachelor." |
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"'Stroker Ace' on VHS," Patty says. "You really
shouldn't have, Jeff." |
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Sweet Meat, Patty and a value-priced "Stroker Ace." |
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Dog daze with Sweet Meat, Pat and "Norm." |
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Mom and the boys. |
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